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Jimmy asks… Dear Urinal, Can you explain wikipedia in a way everyone can understand?

October 21st, 2009 172 comments

ask a urinal - yup, two in a row... step it up everyone.
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ask a urinal - B is better.
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Jimmy asks… Dear Urinal, Name one thing that tingles besides me, when I pee.

October 20th, 2009 36 comments

ask a urinal - it's called STDs... google it.
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ask a urinal - what what, in the butt.
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Musstopher asks… Dear Urinal, What was the last thing John Wilkes Booth said to Lincoln before he pulled the trigger?

October 19th, 2009 35 comments

ask a urinal - NO MORE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES I PROMISE. ALSO, QUIT SUBMITTING THEM. DEAL? DEAL.
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ask a urinal - peter parker never pooped. NEVER.
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CheesyMuffins asks… Dear Urinal, What does Chuck Norris do when he has diarrhea?

October 17th, 2009 48 comments

ask a urinal - chuck norris' stomach is never upset, it just punishes toilets.
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ask a urinal - hipster graffiti
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Matts asks… Dear Urinal, VVh47′5 73h 0pp05173 0f 1337 h4×0r 14ngu4g3????///

October 15th, 2009 52 comments

ask a urinal - 1337 5p4|<
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ask a urinal - TMNT jokes... GO!
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Matt asks… Dear Urinal, Why can’t I farm gold to get extra life points in World of Warcraft?

October 14th, 2009 50 comments

ask a urinal - everyone knows that only 1337 WoW can gold farm for $$ irl.
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ask a urinal - it's catchy.
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Jake asks… Dear Urinal, What’s the best advice you can give Perez Hilton?

October 9th, 2009 41 comments

ask a urinal - oh miss manners, you're always teaching us something new :)
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ask a urinal - the rich will live
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Zeros asks… Dear Urinal: What’s the golden rule in Boston pubs?

October 8th, 2009 41 comments

ask a urinal - i didn't even want to go to boston anyways.
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ask a urinal - the golden rule
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dwasifar asks… Dear Urinal, Can you describe adult baby fetishism in three words or less?

October 7th, 2009 10 comments

ask a urinal - diaper fetishes are probably only a few steps from being a pedo.
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ask a urinal - goofballs and irish americans, sounds like a party!
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Alexman asks… Dear Urinal, I want to be the next Adam Sandler, but I want to avoid his mistakes. Any advice?

October 6th, 2009 27 comments

ask a urinal - NEVER GO FULL RETARD
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ask a urinal - diaper: i like
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