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M. asks… Dear Urinal: How can I hook up with black women?

February 7th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

I, a twenty-eight year old white male, am atrociously and solily attracted to black women, but do not seem to live up to the standards that black women all seem to demand, either physicly or socially, I don’t know. What are these standards and how can I myself adapt to them, so that I may live to love a black women?

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  1. bryony1
    February 10th, 2009 at 10:12 | #1

    If you think you can’t live up to black women’s standards, why do you ask what they are? You must already know, or think you know. Actually, I don’t think that they are much different from the standards of white or Asian or Native American women. They want respect, affection, loyalty and commitment (not everyone).

    I think you should ask yourself why you solely want black women. I’m a white woman who has had lovers of all races and most ethnicities because I become attracted to individuals, not the races to which they belong. That only makes sense

    You may have a hard time meeting someone to share a mutual attraction. I’d join groups that encompass all races, whether the groups are religious or into community organizing or devoted to reading fine literature or whatever. Be sure it’s the kind of thing that interests you apart from meeting someone, or you’ll seem like a vulture.

    I hope you don’t have a “thing” about skin color. Some black men, for some reason, want only light-skinned black lovers. Be open to anyone; don’t discriminate in this way.

    Remember that racism works both ways, so don’t take rejection personally, unless they are obviously personal.

    Last, no one wants to be wanted JUST because she looks a certain way or is a member of a specific race or ethnic group. She will rightly wonder whether you are really into her or her-because-she’s-black. Something for you to think about, too.

  2. ginny
    February 19th, 2009 at 08:35 | #2

    @bryony1
    get off your high horse, so what if he has a skin fetish

  3. Freddyboy541
    March 30th, 2009 at 10:13 | #3

    In rap lies the awnser

  4. Lisa
    April 19th, 2009 at 19:04 | #4

    Uh dude. This is disgustingly racist. Can you cover you racist white ass?

  5. Tyhm
    April 21st, 2009 at 00:54 | #5

    Behold the grand irony:
    To get with a black girl, you have to show her you love her for who she is, not as a novelty.
    For Anyone – regardless of race or gender – to dare a mixed-ethnicity relationship, particularly one that will upset their peers – they will want first some assurance that the relationship isn’t an experiment; that they’re not putting everything on the line just so you can try something different.

    So, you’re doomed, and the world is a better place for it. Come back when you have a particular girl in mind and, ethnicity regardless, maybe you’ll have a shot. Maybe, you’re not off to a great start.

  6. kaitlyncares
    May 11th, 2009 at 21:32 | #6

    he was asking the urinal….

  7. MasterRaiger
    June 1st, 2009 at 01:51 | #7

    Lolz, I am half black and I honestly don’t like black people. I’m attraced to almost any other race. Usually it is a personalitly problem and yes BLACK PEOPLE ARE RACIST!!! And almost all of the ones I meet are… well, they’re stupid (not saying I’m all that smarter than your average person but I wouldn’t dare try to complain that my WATER WAS TOO WATERED DOWN. IT’S F’ING WATER!!! IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE WET), shallow minded, inconciderate and the list can go on and on… Last time I even had a black friend it went all wrong, I hate seing my family and I see why they get stuck in ghettos… Granted there are some good people out there weather they’re black or any other race but they’re hard to find.

    I mean look at me, I love white boys, sure, old people stare at me and my male companion. I look past the fact he’s not gracefull, has no rhythem, could tell me about D and D all day and school me on halo like a beast (I let him win that). But I’m happy!

    Do you want to know why? I stopped looking at only whats sexually attractive and those women you look at are just like you… Only looking skin deep.

    Not that I’m trying to be like the first post… But I think you should give up. Or look for what you want in a woman and just ignore anyone that’s not black… Yeah that works better…

    Come to think of it… I’ve been tured down by black guys because I’m not rap savy and I don’t understand their hip rap lingo…

    Anyways I probably lost my point by now… Well I should have said mentioned this but I’m a female that dates white boys and women.

    Anyone that fit’s my studied stereotype PLEASE FIX YOURSELF. Those of you good black people out there… THANK YOU FOR KEEPING ME BKACK AND PROUD!!! *tears* If only there were more of you…

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