Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

Sage answers from the holiest of places. We just need to find the right questions.

Home > Bathroom Graffiti > Keith asks… Dear Urinal: I heard ZZTop and Three Dog Night are touring together this summer! Any truth to the rumor?

Steve-O asks… Dear Urinal: What’s the easiest way to offend a midget? Planters asks… Dear Urinal: If Mr. Peanut died, what kind of Eulogy would you write for him?