Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

Confucious very wise!

Me likey.

I want to find good pop music. Help me please.

Children in front seat cause accidents.
Accidents in back seat cause children.

Confucius say “Me no likey, Chinese stereotypes.”

Confucius is one smart dude
lol

This is rather vulgar and well basically plain stupid. Really, it is all guys think about. It truly disgusts me that anyone would find such behaviors funny.

@Aubrey

please shut the fuck up@Aubrey

@Kalebarkab

try listening to young pilots! they’re great!

@Aubrey
You are old and no longer hip. Prepare for retirement.

man who stands on toilet
is high on pot

woman who loses string
have cotton-picken time

@Aubrey No one cares about your feminist remarks, I have met plenty of women who only care about sex. Feminism is a dead movement, since conception it had a very limited life due to a lack of social motility. So extrapolating this statement to math; i > e^u. Where e is Euclid’s number and i and u are both real integers.

@Aubrey. This is literally toilet humour Aubrey. Leave them to it.
remember
Boys will be Boys but
Girls will be women.

@Aubrey
you’re a dumb bitch and you waste your time on these sights, if you actually want things to change I suggest you leave me and my fellow hedonists to our fun.

YO Aubrey and Marie. YOU MAKE ME FUCKIN SICK

the hate mail @Aubrey is better than the post

boner

@Aubrey
LOL @ AUBREY.. you need to learn a little more a bout reality hun. The fact that you think you even have a place to comment on such a thing is hilarious.

A bunch of yahoos enjoying/arguing over writings on a toilet bowl!

@Kalebarkab
lol. that is an oxy moron. Good pop.

@Aubrey, lighten up Ms. Sandy Vagina

@Aubrey
Sexuality is a completely natural thing. Though it is sometimes expressed in a way at a sub-mature level, it is still a part of life. Sex is nothing to be feared or repulsed, but rather embraced and cherished.

I want to park my meat in @Aubrey. Feisty bitches make me horny.

@Aubrey

Obvious troll is obvious.

Obviously, obvious troll is obviously a troll trolling.

Anon got it. Nobody else did. Check you all out! Getting your panties all in a bunch ’cause somebody posted in mock indignity! Funnnny!!

@Aubrey
What would you know, you’re a girl

@Aubrey
you need to go to the park more often

Girl meets boy in park
Girl cuts up boy’s meat

Aaaaah humour galore

wow, that’s interesting, and funny