Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

Dear Urinal: Last night my girlfriend texted me “LTH”. What does this mean?

Dear Urinal:My wife gave me a miniature Shetland pony for my birthday. What the hell am I gonna do with it??

Dear Urinal: What was the last thing Mr. Hands’ said before he died?

Dear Urinal : I have a little difficult with relationships. What should I do ??

Dear Urinal: If I can’t be with the horse I love, what should I do?

Dear Urinal: Whats a metaphor I can use to describe the love for my boyfriend’s genitals?

You’re right, my nuts are ny achilles heel.

You’re right, my nuts are my achilles heel.

Dear urinal: My apartment complex has a really strict no-animals policy. What should I tell them to get them to change their minds about my pet?

Dear Urinal: I want to be a cowboy. What’s the number one rule I need to follow?

Dear Urinal: …I can’t seem to remember the last words uttered on the show “Mr. Ed”. Can you?

Dear Urinal: why do people practice beastiality?

Dear urinal, today my boyfriend gave me an ultimatum. Either I allow him to “satisfy his curiosity” (about sex with men), or he’s leaving me alone, with my horse. What’s a girl to do?

Dear Urinal.
What the hell was Daniel Radcliffe thinking?!

I found a horse that can use a urinal! Isn’t that great?

@Citrusrock
WIN

Dear Urinal: What should I do with this horse that has no name now that I am done riding through the desert?

Dear Urinal: Just exactly how bad is Equidae emo poetry?

Dear Urinal, my long-faced, large-toothed girlfriend has dumped me. I will never hear her braying laughter again. What could I do to try and ease the pain of separation that I feel?

Dear Urinal… what is your opinion on beastiality?

dear urinal… what´s the real message of the play “equus”?

Dear Urinal…I’m on a mission to popularize horse meat in America, and I’m having trouble coming up with a catchy advertising slogan like they have for beef and pork. Any suggestions?

Dear Urinal… None of the boys on the farm can “ring my bell.” I’ve tried all of them; they just aren’t equipped. What should I do?

Dear urinal… What’s the deal with you and Mr. Ed?

Dear farmyard urinal… I haven’t been getting any action recently.. What should I do?

Dear urinal… My name is Janis Winehouse, and my husband just cant produce the sperm I need to make my future daughter Amy. What should I do?

What should I do if I find a horse head in my bed?

Dear urinal: My friend was talking to me yesterday and he pointed at a photo of a horse and said “LTH man, LTH”, do you know what he meant by that?

Dear Urinal: I found a wrapper for something called a “Trojan” in my friends bedroom… what should I do with it?

Dear Urinal: I want to become a children’s book writer, just like Anna Sewell. What should I do?

Love Truth Honor

Nick :Dear Urinal: Last night my girlfriend texted me “LTH”. What does this mean?

Love Truth Honor