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Cilean asks… Dear Urinal: Why did Xenu decide to dump every soul here?

August 3rd, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

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  1. Nick
    August 3rd, 2009 at 13:16 | #1

    Dear Urinal: I heard ET contacted you yesterday looking for me. What message did he leave me?

  2. Briana
    August 3rd, 2009 at 17:16 | #2

    What did the kindergartner say he wanted to do in the principal’s office and why?

  3. a pensive soul
    August 3rd, 2009 at 19:40 | #3

    Dear Urinal: Which viral pop culture references do you use to impress people when you feel insecure?

  4. Renae
    August 3rd, 2009 at 20:19 | #4

    Dear Urinal: My moms complains that I don’t call her enough while I’m away at college. What should I say the next time she complains?

  5. Popular Culture
    August 3rd, 2009 at 20:29 | #5

    Whachyou talkin’ ’bout, Willis?

  6. Wobzie =3
    August 3rd, 2009 at 20:45 | #6

    Dear Urinal – My mates tell me to go get stoned every night so i do, only i keep forgetting where i left my keys, what can i do to find them?

  7. Fuck Wobzie
    August 3rd, 2009 at 21:09 | #7

    HEY WOBZIE BITCH! YOU STOLE MY JOKE!!!

  8. JonathanFisk
    August 3rd, 2009 at 21:11 | #8

    Dear Urinal: What is the worst crossover you have ever seen?

  9. tp1212
    August 4th, 2009 at 00:14 | #9

    Dear Urinal: What alternate storyline to ET would probably have ended in earth’s first intergalactic violent conflict?

  10. Sourcecode
    August 4th, 2009 at 05:38 | #10

    Dear Urinal: What did Willy Wonka say to one of the Oompa Loompas after he got off the elevator in the end of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”?

  11. K16
    August 4th, 2009 at 06:35 | #11

    Dear Urinal: What were the last words of ET?

  12. Xenos
    August 4th, 2009 at 08:55 | #12

    Dear Urinal: What’s a non sequitur?

  13. Hitchhiker
    August 4th, 2009 at 13:16 | #13

    Dear Urinal: What did you used to do to shift the blame from you to someone else when you were younger?

  14. Zeros
    August 4th, 2009 at 18:36 | #14

    Dear Urinal: Why does Colonel Slade have such a bad relationship with his family?

  15. Nick
    August 5th, 2009 at 09:51 | #15

    Dear Urinal: I’m doing a paper on famous inanimate objects and I just have to ask, what did you do to get your career going and why?

  16. February 2nd, 2010 at 16:44 | #16

    Kudos from one braniac to another. :)

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