Cilean asks… Dear Urinal: Why did Xenu decide to dump every soul here?

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Photo via Ashley S.
Dear Urinal: I heard ET contacted you yesterday looking for me. What message did he leave me?
What did the kindergartner say he wanted to do in the principal’s office and why?
Dear Urinal: Which viral pop culture references do you use to impress people when you feel insecure?
Dear Urinal: My moms complains that I don’t call her enough while I’m away at college. What should I say the next time she complains?
Whachyou talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
Dear Urinal – My mates tell me to go get stoned every night so i do, only i keep forgetting where i left my keys, what can i do to find them?
HEY WOBZIE BITCH! YOU STOLE MY JOKE!!!
Dear Urinal: What is the worst crossover you have ever seen?
Dear Urinal: What alternate storyline to ET would probably have ended in earth’s first intergalactic violent conflict?
Dear Urinal: What did Willy Wonka say to one of the Oompa Loompas after he got off the elevator in the end of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”?
Dear Urinal: What were the last words of ET?
Dear Urinal: What’s a non sequitur?
Dear Urinal: What did you used to do to shift the blame from you to someone else when you were younger?
Dear Urinal: Why does Colonel Slade have such a bad relationship with his family?
Dear Urinal: I’m doing a paper on famous inanimate objects and I just have to ask, what did you do to get your career going and why?
Kudos from one braniac to another.