Tdogg asks… Dear Urinal: Why are hobos always soaking wet and smell like piss?

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Dear Urinal: My office is full of tall, large-breasted women. Our boss is a short man. Is there a reason for this?
Dear Urinal: My friend Jimbo just got dumped by his girlfriend. How do I cheer him up?
Dear Urinal: I’m one of those dorks who wears “Free Hugs” Signs, Know anyone who’s feelin down?
Dear Urinal,
Ever since I had both my arms amputated, my buddy James hasn’t spoken to me. Why?
Trickle Down is associated with Wingnuts you morons. Bad epitaph. But it figgers.
Dear Urinal: My brother Jame’s wife got a sex change, and now he’s suicidal, is addicted to crack rock, and has an exercise ball slashing fetish. Any thing I can do to cheer him up?
Dear Urinal, where are the men that just want to cuddle?
That is the stupidest line ever! That won? Seriously.