Quiv the Nutty asks… Dear Urinal: What do I do when the door to the boy’s room at the cathedral doesn’t lock?

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Dear Urnial: What kind of marital arts classes do you recommend
Dear Urinal: I need a name for my new Chinese restaurant, any suggestions?
Dear Urinal: I have seen so many Thai food places with weird names. What is the weirdest you have seen?
Dear Urinal: What is the wierdest name from a video game and what is your favorite karate attack?
Dear urinal: How did Jackie Chan become such a great Kung Fu master?
Dear Urinal: What self defense move could I learn using only a box of fiber-based cereal?
Dear Urinal: How can I counter a Dick Slap?
Dear Urinal: What would I call Vince’s Slap Chop if I wanted to insult it?
Dear urinal: If I wanted to take revenge on an enemy, what could I serve them for dinner, disgused as tasty meats?
Also, I’ll trust in God, but I’m not taking off my sunglasses.
Dear urinal: what’s the weirdest gay sexual position there is?
Dear Urinal, in this bad economy, I can’t afford pepper spray or ammunition. How can I fend off the next dickwad that asks for spare change?
Dear Urinal: What is the formal dish to prepare when telling your friends to eat shit?
Dear Urinal: Sometimes when I use the toilet, my bowel movements are so large they clog the toilet. Is there something I could do before I flush so I don’t clog the toilet? My roommate would appreciate it…
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Dear Urinal: What does Doug Funnie’s dog Pork Chop leave in the back yard?
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Dear Urinal: I’m an incontinent old man. How can I use self-defense to protect myself from roving gangs of hooligans?
Dear Urinal: If I’m water skiing and someone shits off the back of the boat, what should I try to avoid?
Dear Urinal: I was sent out to the store to buy something for dinner but instead bought a bottle of whiskey…what can I bring home for dinner??
Dear Urinal: If Chuck Norris wanted to destroy the world, how would he do it?
Dear Urinal: I’m pushing as hard as I can, but it won’t come out ! It’s too big ! What should I do ?
can we vote for these? mine’s on EFC2’s 2nd one :p
What would you call the chocolate version of lamb-chop?
dear urinal: does vince shlomi have a solution for those low-flow toilets?