Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

Dear Urinal: What does a pubic louse look like, close-up?

Dear Urinal: I heard that any living creature can be emo. What do you think an emo octopus would look like?

Dear Urinal: If we were pentapi and I forsook you for another, would you be sad and lonely?

RINGRONG!!1!’s on the right track, but it could be more concise.

Dear Urinal: Can Octopi be emo?

Dear Urinal: If we crossbred reality show stars, what would the offspring of Jon and the Octomom look like?

Dear Urinal: …What the hell?

Dear Urinal, what does it look like if you decapitate an alien?

Dear Urinal: What does an alien who purchased the “nuclear” wings at Hooters do the next morning?

Dear Urinal: Why are you wearing tin foil on your head?

@Rafiq of the many
hah!

Dear Urinal: How does a pineapple feel when you turn it upside down?

Dear Urinal: What happens when an alien can’t find an interstellar bathroom?

Dear Urinal: Do you have any baby pictures?

Dear Urinal:
I’m thinking of starting a new religion. Got any suggestions for a deity?

Dear Urinal:

I’m looking for a recently dumped, but still ‘out of this world’ guy to be my next boyfriend. Any suggestions?

Dear Urinal: Do you believe in Scientology?

Woot!

The most correct plural of octopus is octopuses, not octopi. FYI.