YAY!!!!! MY QUESTION!!!!!!!

Dear Urinal: Tons of things look different upside down. What does a pair of pants with crabs in them look like?

Dear Urinal, If Dali ever painted a surreal Minnie Mouse, what would she look like?

Dear Urinal: What would a mascot for acid trips look like?

Dear Urinal: What does spongebob look like off-set?

Dear Urinal: I just found some shrooms, never tried them before, what’s it like?

Dear Urinal: What would a floppy disk look like when I’m high?

Dear Urinal: What creature is better than an emo octopus?

Dear Urinal: Have you ever met Mickey Mouse’s long lost cousin?

Dear Urinal: By now you’d think the Pokemon designers/programmers would have started to run low on ideas… Any suggestions for interesting new Pokemon?

Dear Urinal: If you could make a children’s show character, what would it be?

Dear Urinal: Halloween is coming soon. Any guaranteed candy winners for me?

Dear Urinal: What is surrealism?

Dear Urinal: Is it true that Mickey Mouse and SpongeBob had a hippie son?

Dear Urinal: What does the letter U do when no one’s watching?

Dear Urinal, would I get high if I tried smoking a flower? What would I look like if it did?

Dear Urinal, what exactly are happy-pants?

Dear Urinal: My mommy says I’m special. What does that mean?

Dear Urinal, If I flipped the library book cart upside down, would it be happy?

Dear Urinal, I’ve often wondered if Sponge Bob will ever get laid. Will he? And if so, who will he screw?

Dear Urinal: Whats the most illogical thing on the planet?

Urinal has discovered a wholly unknown species: Emoctopodes Wristcutterus.