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Zoologist asks… Dear Urinal: If a question is rhetorical, should you answer it?

August 24th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

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  1. Jimmy
    August 24th, 2009 at 12:01 | #1

    Dear Urinal: What will the future bring, if they make robots with giant penises?

  2. Derek
    August 24th, 2009 at 12:19 | #2

    Dear Urinal: Should I go buy a new Roomba?

  3. Rustin
    August 24th, 2009 at 13:36 | #3

    Dear Urinal, Any predictions?

  4. Jenipher
    August 24th, 2009 at 13:50 | #4

    Dear Urinal: I fell asleep watching a Sci-Fi, B-Movie. Any idea how it ends?

  5. Doofa
    August 24th, 2009 at 14:46 | #5

    Dear Urinal: Do you think there will ever be robot English teachers?

  6. August 24th, 2009 at 18:00 | #6

    What did Will Robinson learn from all his years lost in space?

  7. Iwaslost
    August 24th, 2009 at 18:04 | #7

    Dear Urinal: Why does Schartzenegger get re-ellected?

  8. Kenya
    August 24th, 2009 at 19:33 | #8

    Dear Urinal: What was the deep, profound moral we all can take from watching “I, Robot,” starring Will Smith?

    OR
    Dear Urinal: What does it mean when my Artificially Intelligent friend’s eyes turn red and his hands turn into guns?

  9. drerin
    August 24th, 2009 at 22:14 | #9

    Dear Urinal: What will happen if Apple tries to take over the world in the future?

  10. d4m4s74
    August 25th, 2009 at 00:28 | #10

    Dear Urinal: What will happen to Zeke and his girlfriend in the next CTRL-ALT-DEL episode?

  11. Mr. Sir
    August 25th, 2009 at 10:47 | #11

    Dear Urinal: What’s the Vatican’s stance on robots?

  12. ArfArf
    August 25th, 2009 at 12:26 | #12

    Dear Urinal: I saw Isaac Asimov in the bathroom. Did he write anything memorable?

  13. Old McGroin
    August 25th, 2009 at 12:37 | #13

    Dear Urinal: I read that scientists may have discovered a way to create robots out of light sockets and chicken bones. Where do you think this discovery will lead?

  14. Fredthelog
    August 25th, 2009 at 14:09 | #14

    Dear Urinal: I just bought a computer and it keeps on turning in the middle of the night while I’m sleeping. Why is this?

  15. Fredthelog
    August 25th, 2009 at 14:10 | #15

    Dear Urinal: I just bought a computer and it keeps turning on in the middle of the night while I’m sleeping. Why is this?

  16. Alkonium
    August 25th, 2009 at 14:24 | #16

    Dear Urinal: What’s your opinion on cybernetics?

  17. Zeros
    August 25th, 2009 at 14:35 | #17

    Dear Urinal: What was Y2K?

  18. DarkJester25
    August 25th, 2009 at 17:50 | #18

    Dear Urinal, can we trust cybernetics?

  19. August 25th, 2009 at 20:32 | #19

    Dear Urinal: What’s the plot on Terminator Salvation?

  20. Vin
    August 26th, 2009 at 09:23 | #20

    Dear Urinal,
    Are technology stocks a safe option?

  21. Heini Hamster
    August 26th, 2009 at 12:57 | #21

    Dear Urinal: What will happen if Microsoft ever wins a bid to program combat robots for the US Army?

  22. aimee
    September 15th, 2009 at 03:19 | #22

    Np,
    Just a rapist of chickns and you might feel remorse but not while you eat one.
    I hate the bestial pun s__t

  23. salvador
    October 20th, 2009 at 19:38 | #23

    Epic question win xD

    Dear Urinal: What will happen if Microsoft ever wins a bid to program combat robots for the US Army?

    US Army would be lost xD
    robots + microsoft = robotic bsod

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