fail_man asks… Dear Urinal: I was thinking of having an encounter with a “lady of the night” what advice would you give?
“Employees must wash hands before returning to work (this means you Ted) so should everyone else”
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Dear Urinal:
Do you think todays world has a problem with the ever festering amount of hate circulating throughout our society?
Dear Urinal: What came first: the chicken or the egg? Is there intelligent life outside our solar system? What’s the meaning of life? What came first: the fruit or the color orange? What rhymes with “orange”? What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? How do you draw a blank? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Why do Kamakasi pilots wear helmets? What happened to the dinosaurs?
Dear Urinal, we all love Charlie Brown so much! What does he think of us?
Dear Urinal: How would you summarize Mercutio’s last words?
Dear Urinal: What will Jesus say upon the second coming?
Dear Urinal: If Dr. Martin Luther King Jr were alive today, what would he say?
Dear Urinal,
What do you think of the people asking you these questions?
Dear Urinal,
I’d like to make a special brodcast to all those n00bs on the internet. What should I say?
Dear Urinal,
Why was Ed, Edd, and Eddie canceled?
Dear Urinal, Did you get a haircut or did you lose a fight to a lawn mower?
Dear Urinal: I’ve heard rumors of an adolescent version of Rugrats. Are they true?
Dear Urinal, Why are emos so full of hate?
Dear Urinal, What would my dad say if I got my head shaved?
Dear Urinal, how do you feel about the people who… “use” you?
Dear Urinal, I missed President Obama’s speech about health care on Wednesday night… could you sum up his remarks for me?
Dear Urinal, I’ve been wondering, do we have a society of mutated sewer-dwellers living beneath us, like in that one “Futurama” episode? If so, what do they think of us? Are we gods in their eyes, or do they resent us?
Dear Urinal: I slept with this guy I met at a bar, and now I’m pregnant. Oops. He was ugly too, and totally wallowing in emo-ish self pity. WHAT IS MY BABY GOING TO BE LIKE!?
Dear Urinal, What do politicians really mean when they are talking bullshit?
Dear Urinal, I just gave birth to my first child and I look forward to raising him and sharing my life with him. What do you think he’ll think of me in 18 years?
why does the caption say “Ted” When i read “Tim” on the sign?