Comments on: fail_man asks… Dear Urinal: I was thinking of having an encounter with a “lady of the night” what advice would you give?

By: sp

sp — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:57:39 +0000

why does the caption say “Ted” When i read “Tim” on the sign?

By: BooBoo

BooBoo — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:15:06 +0000

Dear Urinal, I just gave birth to my first child and I look forward to raising him and sharing my life with him. What do you think he’ll think of me in 18 years?

By: loveloveshine

loveloveshine — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:03:15 +0000

Dear Urinal, What do politicians really mean when they are talking bullshit?

By: Columbina

Columbina — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:40:20 +0000

Dear Urinal: I slept with this guy I met at a bar, and now I’m pregnant. Oops. He was ugly too, and totally wallowing in emo-ish self pity. WHAT IS MY BABY GOING TO BE LIKE!?

By: irstfay astlay

irstfay astlay — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:48:21 +0000

Dear Urinal, I’ve been wondering, do we have a society of mutated sewer-dwellers living beneath us, like in that one “Futurama” episode? If so, what do they think of us? Are we gods in their eyes, or do they resent us?

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:43:46 +0000

Dear Urinal, I missed President Obama’s speech about health care on Wednesday night… could you sum up his remarks for me?

By: Krautman

Krautman — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:15:44 +0000

Dear Urinal, how do you feel about the people who… “use” you?

By: Lolz

Lolz — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:05:07 +0000

Dear Urinal, Why are emos so full of hate?
Dear Urinal, What would my dad say if I got my head shaved?

By: Zeros

Zeros — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:45:42 +0000

Dear Urinal: I’ve heard rumors of an adolescent version of Rugrats. Are they true?

By: thatquietkid

thatquietkid — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:26:49 +0000

Dear Urinal, Did you get a haircut or did you lose a fight to a lawn mower?