Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

Dear Urinal, as a hooker trying to make ends meet in a recession how can I convince my clientele to ‘buy American’?

Dear Urinal, my friend and I have a bet going on the following question: What is something you would never hear Paris Hilton say?

Dear Urinal, I’m having trouble getting dates. Any ideas for a smooth pick-up line?

muddyJake :Dear Urinal, as a hooker trying to make ends meet in a recession how can I convince my clientele to ‘buy American’?

Pure genius. Well played, sir.

Dear Urinal, I’m feeling fed up of all of the emotions involved with dating real girls. Can you offer me a reasonable alternative?

Dear Urinal: I’m the sluttiest thing on the entire planet. What’s the most effective way for me to pass this message on in a “poetic” fashion so that I can meet Mr. Right?

Dear Urinal, I am in the market for an angry pussy. Where might I find one?

Dear Urinal:

How can I make the sex talk more uncomfortable for my children?

Dear Urinal, I’m dating Mr. Clean’s daughter. Anything I should know about her?

Dear Urinal,

I’m heading to Asia with the mission to attempt to convert inner-city Buddhists to Christianity. What sort of message do you think I could use to really reach them?

Dear Urinal, what do you get when you cross a general’s daughter and a hooker?

Dear Urinal, what do you get when you cross a general’s daughter, a hooker and a wannabe rapper?

Dear Urinal: What was Queen Latifah’s contribution to the Vagina Monologues?

I gotta agree. muddyjake = genius.

Dear Urinal,

I’ve always wondered: are you a guy or a girl?

Dear Urinal: What pickup line does Chris Hansen use to catch predators?

Dear Urinal, What did Shawn Johnson say after she lost in the Beijing Olympics?

@That one guy: epic win

Dear Urinal, Sometimes I have that “Not so Fresh Feeling”. I thought about talking to my mom about it. What sort of advise do you think she may give me?

Dear Urinal, What is Sarah Palin’s position on trade with China?

Dear Urinal; What would any self-respecting but ageing porn starlet feature as the opening line in her press release?

Dear Urinal, Are women still the underdog in today’s modern society?

Dear Urinal, If I scream in the middle of a forest and nobody is there to hear me, do I make a sound?

Dear urinal: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the tightest of them all?

muddyJake :Dear Urinal, as a hooker trying to make ends meet in a recession how can I convince my clientele to ‘buy American’?

I can’t imagine a funnier post…this is it.

dear urinal, what would Kanye West say if he were a female?

Dear Urinal: What did Tia Tequila say that got her fired from iCarly?

@Double I
Hehehe I like that

Dear urinal, I want to screw you, but I’m very picky when it comes to equipment. Can you describe yours for me?

Dear Urinal,
What did Mother Teresa say to the pope?

Dear Urinal. Is it true that saying things in gangsta talk makes it sound 10 times cooler?