dwasifar asks… Dear Urinal, Can you describe adult baby fetishism in three words or less?

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Dear urinal,
My girlfriend is really mad about this Foosball game that she lost to an Irish guy. What should I tell her to do?
Dear Urinal, It can’t really be true that those of Irish descent are drunken idiots, can it?
Dear Urinal, I’ve locked myself in the bathroom in tears over my humiliating Foosball defeat. Who will defend my honor?
Dear Urinal, Is there some way I can impress my girlfriend with a sport that isn’t rugby?
Dear Urinal: What’s the golden rule in Boston pubs?
Dear Urinal: I just got my A$$ handed to me in Foozball, who should I send to teach the other guy a lesson?
Dear Urinal, I’m going on a first date. Do you have any advice?
Dear Urinal,
I am looking for a phrase to tack on to the front of, “will drink lots of beer and beat the piss out of anyone that comes near.” Do you have any ideas?
Dear Urinal, Why does my girlfriend’s breath smell like tomato sauce? And are they using a meatball over there at the foosball table?
Dear Urinal, can you offer relief from all the racial stereotypes I keep hearing about people with red hair?