Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

dear urinal: what did carlton say when you met him on the set of ‘the fresh prince
‘?

Dear Urinal: what’s the golden rule of Zombie Capitalism?

Dear urinal, the recession has me really freaked out, but is there really anything to worry about?

Dead Urinal, could you, please, tell me something quite obvious in these days?

Dear Urinal, what would you say to Che Guevara if he were still alive?

Dear Urinal, I know what Rep. Grayson said about the GOP Health Plan, but is there a more stylish way to get that point across?

Dear Urinal, Why reform healthcare?

dear urinal: can you describe a paris hilton wet dream?

Dear Urinal,
I want to write a really meaningful poem, but my sense of meter sucks. What should I write?

Dear Urinal, I just inherited a huge amount of money. Should I save it for a rainy day?

Dear Urinal: Is is true that Obama is writing a sonnet about his reforms?

Dear Urinal,
I need a poem or short song for a class on the true relationship between money and life. Can you help me?

Dear Urinal, what is your take on President Obama’s health care reform? Any advice for low income families?

Dear Urinal, what words of wisdom do we hear from Paris Hilton?

Dear Urinal, what do the republicans believe about healthcare and why won’t they let us have a plan for everyone?

Dear Urinal: Can you summarize the true nature of capitalism – and make it catchy?

Btw, Jake’s question is awesome, but Matt’s suggestion made me lol.

Dear Urinal,

What did Aaron Spelling ask to have written on his tombstone?

Dear Urinal: Got any ideas for a slogan for VISA credit cards?

Dear Urinal, Why can’t I farm gold to get extra life points in World of Warcraft?

Dear Urinal,
I’ve been reading a lot of Darwin lately, and I’m convinced that natural selection doesn’t apply to the modern world anymore. Can you convince me otherwise?

Dear urinal: in 20 words, or less, please summarize the problem monetary greed poses with modern society. Originality is worth extra points.

Dear Urinal,
My favorite online game just became subscription-only. What will happen to my character?

@Amir
Lmao, Zombie win

Dear Urinal, What is the rule in third world countries?

Dear Urinal,
What’s your take on the up-and-coming technology of cryogenics?

Dear Urinal,

I want to fool people into thinking I’ve read Animal Farm. Can you think of something pertinant for me to say about it?

Dear Urinal,

I want to write a love poem to the late, great Ronald Regan. Any ideas?

Dear Urinal,
What is the horrible truth about capitalism?

Dear Urinal,
I went to buy a soda yesterday, and the vending machine was selling Life and Diet Life… Some hobo was sitting there and asked to borrow some change but I ignored him and now I feel kind of bad. What do you think happened to him?

Dear Urinal, What would Nostradamus say about the new society?

@Amir
Haha win!

What speech should Obama give to the American people on how to solve the economic crisis?

Dear Urinal, It has been four days since you’ve changed the blog. Have you died?

@dwasifar
yesterday was columbus day, calm down.

actually, today it was updated to “Write the question for Tuesday’s photo (leave your suggestion in the comments):” where it said Monday’s photo before. I don’t understand the update to that, and not a selection of which caption to use. I understand it was a holiday, but the rest of the cheezburger network was updated, why not aau? makes no sense…

hasAcalendar :
@dwasifar
yesterday was columbus day, calm down.

Yeah, and today isn’t.

It says, “Write the question for Tuesday’s photo.” Today’s Tuesday, yet we still have Friday’s photo up.

Are you sure you have a calendar?

can we get the new set yet? or is this site about to be dropped? if this site is going to end, it would be nice to be given a warning without false hope…

Dear Urinal:
If the Horsemen of the Apocalypse had a mantra, what would it be?

Dear Urinal, I heard Donald Trump has a tramp stamp. What is it?

@Ra[torsRFC

Epic!