Comments on: CheesyMuffins asks… Dear Urinal, What does Chuck Norris do when he has diarrhea?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:39:37 +0000

Dear Urinal: What does a toilet say to a girl who hasn’t shaved in 6 months?

By: Asd

Asd — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:59:38 +0000

Billy Mays here. What feedback would you give my look?

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:55:29 +0000

@Double I Dear Urinal, what did Janet Reno say to Nancy Pelosi?

By: Xmorpheus

Xmorpheus — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:05:58 +0000

Dear Urinal,
I am a gay man, but I do not wish anyone to discover this. I have come up with a unique solution to this problem. I have married a woman. I think this is very clever and unusual. What do you think?

By: Professor

Professor — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:22:08 +0000

Dear Urinal, what did Legolas say to Gimli when they first met?

By: April

April — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 05:53:25 +0000

Dear Urinal, what do you think of Billy Mays’ beard?

[...too soon?]

By: Double I

Double I — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 05:04:47 +0000

@other matt harsh.

By: Brendanvio

Brendanvio — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:50:53 +0000

Dear Urinal, What should be my opening line if I ever meet Johnny Depp?

By: Ochechonia

Ochechonia — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:43:32 +0000

Dear Urinal, I’m into elderly bohemian women, but I can’t seem to find my soul mate. Do you know of any good pick-up lines I can use to meet the ladies?

By: NJ

NJ — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:14:26 +0000

Dear Urinal, what was Al Borland’s alias in episode 71 of Home Improvement?