Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

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Dear Urinal, if The Todd from Scrubs was mixed with Spiderman, and was then in turn graffiti’d onto a female bathroom stall, what would he say nearly constantly?

Dear Urinal, What is Spider-Proofreader’s superpower?

Deer Urrinal,
How kan I convence everyone taht comes in that sketching is my strung point?

Dear Urinal, Peter Parker, being the super genius that he is, must come up with some pretty great business ideas. I wonder what he would come up with while on the potty…

Dear Urinal: My entomologist friend told me that on average, a person swallows eight insects in their lifetime. My question is, what happens to those them after they’re swallowed?

Dear Urinal, what’s tingling?

Dear Urinal, my girlfriend recently asked me if I had an important question for her, and she was using an axe to make sandwiches.
Should I be worried?

dear urinal, how do spiders know they are about to get killed and try to feel because of that?

Jinpachi :dear urinal, how do spiders know they are about to get killed and try to flee because of that?

Dear Urinal, think fast! *throws squirrel*

Dear Urinal, Name one thing that tingles besides me, when I pee.

Dear Urinal, What was your first hint that balloon boy wasn’t all that it was cracked up to be?

Dear Urinal: What super power lets you determine if a bathroom is safe or not to enter?

dear urinal: what happens if you get bit by paris hilton’s crabs?

Dear Urinal: how do i shot web?

Dear Urinal, I’m going to open up a store that sells candles in the shape of giant, exotic spiders, any idea what i should call it?

Dear Urinal: is the guy in the stall next to me about to commit a crime against toiletkind?

Dear Urinal, why don’t kids get to read comic books in English class?

deer urinal,how does spider man know when to go use you?

Dear Urinal,
What if the radioactive spider had bit a dictionary?

dear urinal,
i was gonna eat the last piece of cake when from upstairs my little brother yelled “thats my piece”. How does he do this?

Dear Urinal, How do I pass my 4th grade spelling test?

Dear Urinal, How is it that I always know when someone is peeping on me whenever Iuse a public restroom?

Dear Urinal, something on me is tingling. What is it?

Dear Urinal, I’m trying to fight crime by burning arachnids. What am I doing wrong?

Dear Urinal,
What kind of tattoo can I get that will guarantee my virginity into old age?

Dear Urinal: Which superhero defeats the dreadful Grammar Nazi?

Dear Urinal, How do you know which phone numbers on the wall to call and which to avoid entirely?

Dear Urinal, How do you tell if someone is perving on you?

Dear Urinal, what let’s you know that a potential sexual partner has crabs?

Dear Urinal; What makes an orgasm?

Dear Urinal, Does a spider sense go off in the rain?

Dear Urinal, what did you get when Spiderman visited you?

Actually the answer to that is “For the last time, take that damned hat off!!”