Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

Dear Urinal, I’m inexperienced in the ways of anal. Could you tell me some of the side effects?

Dear Urinal, I’ve been told I’m well endowed. How can I know for sure?

Dear Urinal,

How is the conversation going to go when I meet my estranged father for the first time?

Dear Urinal, What do the voices in your head talk about?

Dear Urinal, Can you explain wikipedia in a way everyone can understand?

Dear Urinal, What’s the opposite of brown-nosing?

@Jimmy
YES. winner.

Dear Urinal, Is it true that Colonel Sanders suffered from epistaxis?

Dear Urinal,

What’s a gay man’s deepest fantasy?

Dear Urinal,
Can you tell me what the IRS does, and explain the US Tax Code?

Dear urinal, what can visually show how the Facebook commenting system works?

Dear Urinal: Can you explain to me the prison scene in The Butterfly Effect?

Dear Urinal, can you explain the origins of “crowd-sourcing” services like Yahoo Answers?

Dear Urinal,

I don’t have an internet connection this week, but I feel the need to troll a forum. What should I do?

Dear Urinal, my friend told me I should visit 4chan, what should I read up on first?

Dear Urinal, I’m going to a taping of The View tomorrow. What’s it like to hear Sherri Shepherd speak in person?

Dear Urinal – Is it your cock that I smell?

dear urinal, if you had to make a p.s.a about rape and bullying in one conveint ad how would it look like?

Dear Urinal, my boyfriend always has nose bleeds. Should I be suspicious?

Dear Urinal, can you compare how it feels to take the SATs to another real-life situation?

Dear Urinal: Can you please tell me how the army’s don’t ask don’t tell policy came about?

Dear Urinal – I have a personal question for WebMD, but no internet access. Can you help me get to the bottom of this?

Dear Urinal, what is a bad way to respond when your teacher asks if you’ve done your homework?

Dear Urinal, whats the weirdest conversation you’ve ever had?

Dear Urinal, What will the doctors be like under the democrats’ new health plan?

The next line on that should be, “Have you been checking your beer for roofies?”

Write a question for what day’s picture. What the what, what? This site has gone from simple awesomeness to confusing and tedious. Good luck.

Dear Urinal, is there any question you’re really like to as us, for a change?

@Jimmy
Win

Dear Urinal, What would a John Kricfalusi gay porn cartoon look like?

Dear Urinal, what was Spidey Sce- excuse me- Sensing?

@CheesyMuffins
Or, What was Spidey Scentsing?

Doctor: So Urinal…what brings you in today?

Jimmy :
Dear Urinal, Can you explain wikipedia in a way everyone can understand?

Goddammit. Mine is so close to that I almost thought it was mine that got picked.

Jello :Dear Urinal, my boyfriend always has nose bleeds. Should I be suspicious?

-Win! LOL

RavingMadman :Dear Urinal,Can you tell me what the IRS does, and explain the US Tax Code?

This one is obviously the winnest.