Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

I like sheri’s comment on #7

i changed my mind… i like demyx’s post (#31)

@poop stick
wow thank you so much for your input! We were all on the edge of our seats wondering which you would decide was your favorite!

@other matt

Maybe poop stick doesn’t read the previous posts before posting himself. Maybe he didn’t know that our dear old Urinal is missing or perhaps dead in an alleyway somewhere, until he was finished listening to himself type.

Dear Urinal: Please, come back, or I’ll never pee again.

Dammit, stoopid PC goes down and I’m away from askaurinal for a few weeks and it goes on hiatus.

Perhaps after the winter break it will return?

Dear Urinal, what if the Jonas brothers were actually sisters?

Dear Urinal, I’m heading to the library to meet girls. Should I bring anything?

Dear Urinal, Could you explain why not to hook up with this guy tonight? Please use alliteration.

Dear urinal, best be brainy or best be boned?

@Max
Win.

Dear Urinal, Payless is having a kickass sale tomorrow, but I am supposed to be paying for my boyfriend at the movies as well, and I can’t afford both. What should I do?

Dear Urinal, look I have to run but need a summary of every Jane Austen and Bronte Sisters novel ever written; can you help out?

Last!

@Chris M.

U sure??

Indeed, I am.

Really sure?

Absolutely.

Dear Urinal, How do nerds justify being single?

Dear Urinal, I’m thinking about becoming a homosexual, but I’ve never been good at conversation. Can you tell me what a gay conversation might consist of?

Dear Urinal,
Why is it that nerdy girls don’t put out?

Dear Urinal, Girls wont have sex with me, is there a conspiracy against me or something?