Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

Dear Urinal, what does Jaimie-Lynn Spears say about fashion?

Dear Urinal, I’m a female freshman, long story short I passed out at a frat party, what should I do now?

Dear Urinal, my boyfriend asked me to go over to his place tonight, but i have to study. What should i do?

Dear Urinal, can you suggest a handy alliterative mnemonic for remembering rubbers which also looks like the silhouette of a pregnant teenager?

Dear Urinal, My college professor told me he would give me extra credit if I come to his office after school with a video camera and my English book, should I go?

Dear Urinal, What is something Sarah Palin tells Bristol every morning now?

Dear Urinal – I’d like to multi-task, but can’t decide what to give up. Can you help?

Dear Urinal what’s a simple way to promote abstenace?

Dear Urinal, I need to learn about alliteration. Should I look it up, or ask my boyfriend?

Dear Urinal, How many things can you think of that begin with my boobs?

Dear Urinal,

What does it look like when a disembodied butt craps out a helping of alphabet soup?

Dear Urinal, so should I go to the Cappa Delta Alpha party tonight?

Dear urinal, I know that B-Girls go for broncos, BMWs, and bass, but what else?

Dear Urinal,

Have you ever noticed that the letter B looks like a pair of boobs?

Dear Urinal,

My mother always gave me strong advice. One of the most helpfully things that I seemed to have forgotton started with a B. Can you help me find it?

Dear Urinal: Do you have any advice for Sheniqua? You can reach her at Fo Na Na – Fo Na Fi Fo

Dear Urinal, What was your favorite Electric Company skit?

Dear Urinal, what should someone have told Miley Cyrus a loooong time ago?

Dear Urinal: I am a lonely bibliophile. Can you help me feel better about myself?

Dear Urinal, Can you put something up on the wall that will tempt me to draw nipples?

Dear Urinal, I really want to go to my boyfriend’s party, but I have a big test tomorrow. What should I do?

Dear Urinal, how can I learn more about safe sex?

Dear Urinal,

I have been asked to write a letter of the day skit for a children’s TV show that will also speak to mothers. Any suggestions?

dear urinal,

what advice could you give to a mom trying to tell her little daughter not to have sex?

Dear Urinal,

Why won’t the librarian go out with me? I’ve done everything I can think of to get her attention!

Dear Urinal: What do creative writing teaches think of well going to the bathroom?

Dear Urinal: What do creative writing teaches think of while going to the bathroom?

barrinmb :
Dear Urinal: Do you have any advice for Sheniqua? You can reach her at Fo Na Na – Fo Na Fi Fo

That’s awesome dude! Winner.

Dear Urinal, what’s the best new hippie-parent method for teaching young girls about the birds and the bees?

Dear Urinal, my slut of a daughter doesn’t understand the importance of protection. Are there any tacky alliterations that may help me convince her to do schoolwork instead of older men?

Dear Urinal,
Today’s blog entry has been brought to you by the letter B.

Dear Urinal: I’m a bi-curious college freshman. Do you have any advice that would push me toward lesbianism?

Dear Urinal, i asked a librarian for a book that could say to my GF that i want to get laid, and you know what she said?

Dear Urinal, W hy
W ill
W omen
W ant
W omen?

Dear Urinal, what is the worst case of paper-cuts you’ve ever seen?

Dear Urinal, Why did my girl friend suddenly break up with and get a library card?

Dear Urinal,
Please tell me in seven words or less a good reason to not have sex until I’m out of school.

Dear Urinal, I’m a lonely guy looking for a good time, but girls still won’t take the bait. Why?

barrinmb :
Dear Urinal: Do you have any advice for Sheniqua? You can reach her at Fo Na Na – Fo Na Fi Fo

That really made me laugh… that’s a winner for me too

I like your type of humor, we should get to know each other… contact me at Fo Na Na – Fo Na Fi Fo

Dear Urinal, What is Sarah Palin’s favorite alliterative saying?

Dear Urinal, which will ring more abies, ooks or oys?

Dear Urinal, what is the nerds way of escaping potential sexual escapades?

Okay class, can you give me some more bullshit beginning with B?

Dear Urinal, should I drop college to go live with my soon-to-be-fiancée boyfriend?

Dear Urinal, the guy I’m dating has a kid and is always bringing him with us on dates. I have no idea how to entertain this little brat! What can I grab before I leave my house that will keep the baby busy?

Dear Urinal, If A + B = C and if 2 + 2 = 4. Than what is the answer to 7b – (3 + 3b) ?

Glicks :Dear Urinal, what does Jaimie-Lynn Spears say about fashion?

i dont understand the thinking

Dear Urinal, I’m going to college next year. Can you describe it for me?

Yes my best poetry has come while taking a dump.

Dear Urinal,
Bonus,
Bill
Bleeding