Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

Dear Urinal, What rhyme inspired the Ramones to write “Beat on the Brat with a Baseball Bat”?

Dear Urinal,

Got any handy Femenazi slogans I can use?

Dear Urinal,
What did the ugly, geeky girl say?

Dear Urinal,

I got a boner that just won’t leave. Can you draw a B to remind me of boobs, then find a way to ruin it.

Dear Urinal, How are Catholic all-girl schools teaching sex-ed these days?

Dear Urinal: What’s the female version of “Bros before hoes”?

Dear Urinal, What does a feminist librarian tell her daughter about sex?

Dear Urinal, what resources can young girls use to learn about possible consequences of sexual relationships?

Dear Urinal: I’m a shy, literary-type girl, what’s the best advice you can give me?

Dear Urinal, I have always contemplated what my life would be like if I did not pursue academia. Did I make a right choice ending my social life in college?

Dear Urinal: Can you give me an alliterative reason not to have sex?

Dear Urinal, what did the librarian tell her daughter when she was asked about the birds and the bees?

Dear Urinal, do Boy Bedazzled Babes Beget Big Bathroom B’s?

Dear Urinal,
Why don’t the brainy girls ever get boyfriends?

Dear Urinal, my daughter is beginning to neglect her studies because of her new boyfriend. What can I tell her that will get her back on track?

Dear Urinal, what has /b/ done horribly wrong?

Dear Urinal,
We’re working on a revival of “Reading Rainbow.” Any ideas for a new slogan?

Dear urinal, can you tell me a clever lesbian alliteration?

Dear Urinal,
What should that stupid chick from Twilight have known before she started to date Edward?

Dear Urinal, do you have any ideas for a slogan for my upcoming “Safe Sex”-lecture at the local library?

Dear Urinal, do you have any ideas for a slogan for my upcoming “Safe Sex/Feminism”-lecture at the local library?

This waste of space that runs this site can’t even update the thing regularly or reply to user comments. A good idea implemented soooo poorly

My girlfriend has been spending a lot of time reading these soft core porn vampire books and not spending time with me. Why is this?

Dear Urinal, Why are you such a slacker?

dear urinal, my little sister is confused about her priorites can you help straighten her out?

Dear Urinal,

I’ve been asked to come up with a subtitle for Kate Gosselin’s new autobiography. What do you think I should call it?

Dear Urinal, when the fuck are you going to publish the next post?

Dear Urinal:
Are you okay? You haven’t been here for a couple days…

Dear Urinal, Have you been trying to dial Sheniqua for this long? Let her go man. Let her go.

@gannggstaz
Wouldn’t that be:
Beavers
before
boys?

Jimmy :
Dear Urinal, Have you been trying to dial Sheniqua for this long? Let her go man. Let her go.

HAHAHAHA

But seriously . . . Where did Urinal go? It’s been awhile . . .

Dear Urinal, I work for the U.S. Board of Education, and we’re looking for a catchy stay-in-school slogan targeting girls. Any ideas?

Dear Urinal,
Do storks bring babies?

dear urinal, what do you do to help educate girls?

Dear Urinal, Are you busy not obeying this alliteration we are asking about? If so, I think the book would have been shorter. Or are you busy cleaning up a nosebleed?

Dear Urinal: We’re starting to get worried about you…

Dear Urinal, are your pipes clogged? Have you run out of cakes? Is there an evil janitor keeping you hostage? Should we expect a ransom note written on TP? Urinal, we’re getting nervous…

Dear Urinal,
I don’t know how to read a dictionary, anything you can do to help?

Dear Urinal: Are you out of service?

Dear Urinal: Should we be calling a plumber right about now?

I read “the Berestein Bears big B book” when I was a kid. Do they have anything for young women?

Dear Urinal, how many words that start with “b” can you write before you get to boobs?

Dear Urinal:
When will Thursday’s photo get here?

Dear Urinal: My morning coffee break is seriously handicapped without you. How am I supposed to waste time at work if you don’t hold up your end of the bargain?

Dear Urinal, I’ve spent the last week wondering if it was Thursday, yet. How long before you bring back the witicism I so crave?

Dear Urinal,

can you explain safe sex in a way that a stutterer could not repeat?

Dear Urinal,

If you were an obnoxious lesbian English lecturer, what alliterative phrase would you recite your adopted African child named Kalaboq to stop her from becoming the males slave?

Dear Urinal, If John McLaughlin asks me ‘Bros Before Hoes’ What should my response be?

Dear Urinal, Are you waiting for the 100th comment?

Dear urinal, What’s the least valid point a feminist can make trying to convince other gals to emancipate?

btw, amazing site xD