Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

I like sheri’s comment on #7

i changed my mind… i like demyx’s post (#31)

@poop stick
wow thank you so much for your input! We were all on the edge of our seats wondering which you would decide was your favorite!

@other matt

Maybe poop stick doesn’t read the previous posts before posting himself. Maybe he didn’t know that our dear old Urinal is missing or perhaps dead in an alleyway somewhere, until he was finished listening to himself type.

Dear Urinal: Please, come back, or I’ll never pee again.

Dammit, stoopid PC goes down and I’m away from askaurinal for a few weeks and it goes on hiatus.

Perhaps after the winter break it will return?

Dear Urinal, what if the Jonas brothers were actually sisters?

Dear Urinal, I’m heading to the library to meet girls. Should I bring anything?

Dear Urinal, Could you explain why not to hook up with this guy tonight? Please use alliteration.

Dear urinal, best be brainy or best be boned?

@Max
Win.

Dear Urinal, Payless is having a kickass sale tomorrow, but I am supposed to be paying for my boyfriend at the movies as well, and I can’t afford both. What should I do?

Dear Urinal, look I have to run but need a summary of every Jane Austen and Bronte Sisters novel ever written; can you help out?

Last!

Dear Urinal, would you please refresh my memory of the Feminist Educational Movement’s motto?

well, i guess this is it… almost two months without an update… i will miss you, Urinal.

@Chris M.

U sure??

Ahh…two months and nothing posted. I think we need to post Ask A Urinal’s picture on a milk carton…no on bathroom stalls across the nation.

[corrected-changed 'at at' to 'at an' -- doh!]
Dear Urinal,
I go to school at an all-male university and have an upcoming date with Octo-Mom. What should we do first?
A.) Meet my buddies
B.) Go to the library

Indeed, I am.

Wait, what happened? Why did the updates stop?

(i’ve not been here since september, so i only notice now)

Lastest!

Think again!

not quite, chris… not quite.

@Chris M.

I respectfully disagree.

Really sure?

Dear Urinal, is it true that there are feminist urinals?

I can haz askaurinal?

Dear Urinal,

Why should girls stay abstinent?

So can we officially say Urinal is dead?

Dammit!

Absolutely.

Dear Urinal, How do nerds justify being single?

Dear Urinal, I’m thinking about becoming a homosexual, but I’ve never been good at conversation. Can you tell me what a gay conversation might consist of?

Dear Urinal,
come back!!! I miss you!!!!!!
remember all those joke you told? and we all lol’d…. good times…..
please Urinal come back, I need you!

Dear Urinal,
Why is it that nerdy girls don’t put out?

Dear Urinal, Girls wont have sex with me, is there a conspiracy against me or something?

Dear Urinal, aside from getting a real job, what other advice should strippers hear?

Dear Urinal, my teenage daughter is quite the whore, any clever anicdotes to help her on the path to righteousness?

@Ezrekia
Lmfao, win!

Dear Urinal, all of the muslims of the world keep sacrificing themselves for the flocks of virgins in heaven, any propoganda ideas to help their virgin crisis? Brittney spears didn’t work out as role model, this has to be fool proof!

Dear Urinal, what is a long, alliterative phrase using the letter ‘B’?

Dear Urinal, have you ever felt like all anyone did was shit on you.

Dear Urinal,
If girls can use their milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard, then what can guys bring?

Dear Urinal: My cousin from West Virginia is taking kindergarten for the twelfth time in a row, and can’t seem to learn the letter B. Help him out?

Dear Urinal, according to the Black-Eyed Peas, Imma Be what?