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Rachael asks… Dear Urinal, My boss, Mr. Letterman, just called me into his office. What does he want?

October 5th, 2009 27 comments

ask a urinal - i think it's a fair impression of David Lettermen. Maybe a bit elementary but accurate.
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Write the question for Tuesday’s photo (leave your suggestion in the comments):
ask a urinal - "never go full retard"
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Alex asks… Dear Urinal, my name is Shooter McGavin and I want breakfast… any suggestions?

October 2nd, 2009 50 comments

ask a urinal - i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
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ask a urinal - bathroom bj
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corbab asks… Dear Urinal, who is your favorite ’80s Celtics player?

October 1st, 2009 32 comments

ask a urinal - larry bird, he was the bomb.com in the 80's!
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Write the question for Friday’s photo (leave your suggestion in the comments):
ask a urinal - bring me your shit!
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Rii asks… Dear Urinal, I found a camera in the toilet. What should I say to the person who put it there?

September 30th, 2009 15 comments

ask a urinal - take a peek, perv!
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Write the question for Thursday’s photo (leave your suggestion in the comments):
ask a urinal - luv larry
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Yum Yum asks… Dear Urinal, What happened last night at the prom?

September 29th, 2009 16 comments

ask a urinal - whoops, there goes that baby!
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Write the question for Wednesday’s photo (leave your suggestion in the comments):
ask a urinal - twat peeks

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muddyJake asks… Dear Urinal, as a hooker trying to make ends meet in a recession how can I convince my clientele to ‘buy American’?

September 28th, 2009 16 comments

ask a urinal - meanest and the cleanest too.
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Write the question for Tuesday’s photo (leave your suggestion in the comments):
ask a urinal - baby dumps
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Double I asks… Dear Urinal, How do I insinuate to my Math Major girlfriend that I want to go further with our relationship?

September 25th, 2009 31 comments

ask a urinal - even math can be dirty as long as you remember that there should be a remainder.
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ask a urinal - meanest, also the cleanest vagina. akward combo imo.
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dwasifar asks… Dear Urinal: What are the negative effects of home schooling?

September 24th, 2009 36 comments

ask a urinal - Jesus Saves
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ask a urinal - 69 suqare root
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ninjadinosaur asks… Dear Urinal: I just met Taylor swift in a bar, do you have any advise?

September 23rd, 2009 24 comments

ask a urinal - i don't even care if you interrupt her a million times, QUIT IT WITH THE KANYE MEMES!
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Write the question for Thursday’s photo (leave your suggestion in the comments):
ask a urinal - Jesus dies for your grammar mistakes.
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animalxer asks… Dear Urinal, what do you think of the X-Men character Professor Xavier?

September 22nd, 2009 34 comments

ask a urinal - and everyone knows Gambit got screwed in X-men Evolutions. not sure? watch it on hulu.
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Write the question for Wednesday’s photo (leave your suggestion in the comments):
ask a urinal - sick of her shit
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