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Posts Tagged ‘advice’

Whipped asks… Dear Urinal: My girlfriend says my sense of humor is too warped and that I need to stop being a /b/tard. Should I tell her tits or GTFO? Or something else?

February 26th, 2009 7 comments

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The Buddha asks… Dear Urinal: If you cannot find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it?

February 16th, 2009 No comments

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M. asks… Dear Urinal: How can I hook up with black women?

February 7th, 2009 7 comments

I, a twenty-eight year old white male, am atrociously and solily attracted to black women, but do not seem to live up to the standards that black women all seem to demand, either physicly or socially, I don’t know. What are these standards and how can I myself adapt to them, so that I may live to love a black women?

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wrlessyoyo asks via Twitter… Dear Urinal: how does one commit the perfect crime?

February 6th, 2009 No comments

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Someguy asks… Dear Urinal: Why won’t I admit to her I love her…

January 28th, 2009 No comments

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Racquel asks… Dear Urinal: I seriously need to get my writing mojo on. Been in some braindead haze for the last few months. Any suggestions?

January 27th, 2009 1 comment

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Brian M. asks… Dear Urinal: I need a new catchphrase. Any ideas?

January 22nd, 2009 No comments

K. asks… Dear Urinal: I’m looking for fundraising ideas for the Art Society…any good ideas?

January 8th, 2009 No comments

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Z. asks… Dear Urinal: There’s this guy on my street that I really like, how should I get his attention?

January 2nd, 2009 3 comments

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Dear Urinal: Can I meet just one guy who won’t try to get me drunk so he can have sex with me?

December 28th, 2008 2 comments

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