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		<title>Mike@sucks asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: My drunk, out-of-work uncle who loves bongs and whores once gave me a bit of sage advice. Do you remember what it was?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike@sucks asks... Dear Urinal: My drunk, out-of-work uncle who loves bongs and whores once gave me a bit of sage advice. Do you remember what it was?]]></description>
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Photo via <a href="http://twitter.com/sassmo">Sassmo</a></p>



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		<title>Tyler asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: When I go out to the bar, I sometimes wake up hours later bruised and bloodied, with no recollection of what happened. Am I crazy?</title>
		<link>http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/17/dear-urinal-fight-club-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tyler asks... Dear Urinal: When I go out to the bar, I sometimes wake up hours later bruised and bloodied, with no recollection of what happened. Am I crazy?]]></description>
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		<title>Cindi asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: Have you ever had Hard Lemonade? It&#8217;s so good, I can drink, like, a 6-pack in a night.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Urinal: Have you ever had Hard Lemonade? It's so good, I can drink, like, a 6-pack in a night.]]></description>
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		<title>Goethe asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: What does drunken philosophy majors bathroom graffiti look like?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<title>Zbarf asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: I think my neighbor is running a speak-easy in his basement. What should I do?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<title>Morden asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: Why is this urinal filled with ice?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dear Urinal: Can I meet just one guy who won&#8217;t try to get me drunk so he can have sex with me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Urinal: Can I meet just one guy who won't try to get me drunk so he can have sex with me?]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Urinal: Last night I got so drunk my friends said I got naked and humped a suitcase in the middle of the party. I think I have a drinking problem. What should I do?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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