Ask A Urinal - Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti » artwork http://askaurinal.com Sage answers from the holiest of places. We just need to find the right questions. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:00:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Zeros asks… Dear Urinal: Is it true that Mickey Mouse and SpongeBob had a hippie son? http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/25/dear-urinal-mickey-spongebob-hippy-son/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/25/dear-urinal-mickey-spongebob-hippy-son/#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:00:58 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=780 cuteflower
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/25/dear-urinal-mickey-spongebob-hippy-son/feed/ 34 RINGRONG asks… Dear Urinal: Can Octopi be emo? http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/21/dear-urinal-emo-octopus/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/21/dear-urinal-emo-octopus/#comments Fri, 21 Aug 2009 19:00:24 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=774 octopusaliendoodle
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/21/dear-urinal-emo-octopus/feed/ 21 Jimbo asks… Dear Urinal: I was watching a press conference the other day, and I suddenly wondered; What makes Obama’s teeth so white? http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/17/dear-urinal-press-conference-obama/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/17/dear-urinal-press-conference-obama/#comments Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:00:19 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=750 obama-art
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/17/dear-urinal-press-conference-obama/feed/ 10 Nick asks… Dear Urinal: What would happen if I jack off using redbull instead of lotion? http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/24/nick-asks-dear-urinal-what-would-happen-if-i-jack-off-using-redbull-instead-of-lotion/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/24/nick-asks-dear-urinal-what-would-happen-if-i-jack-off-using-redbull-instead-of-lotion/#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:00:02 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=685 flying-toaster-with-testicles
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/24/nick-asks-dear-urinal-what-would-happen-if-i-jack-off-using-redbull-instead-of-lotion/feed/ 32 Redneck asks… Dear Urinal: I like insulting artists, gays, and grammar nazis. Can you help? http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/23/redneck-asks-dear-urinal-i-like-insulting-artists-gays-and-grammar-nazis-can-you-help/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/23/redneck-asks-dear-urinal-i-like-insulting-artists-gays-and-grammar-nazis-can-you-help/#comments Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:00:24 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=682 art-is-gay
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/23/redneck-asks-dear-urinal-i-like-insulting-artists-gays-and-grammar-nazis-can-you-help/feed/ 14 Nathan asks… Dear Urinal: I often find myself talking about my genitalia in public, can you recommend an acceptable euphemism I could use? http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/14/dear-urinal-one-eyed-rabbit/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/14/dear-urinal-one-eyed-rabbit/#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:00:19 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=661 one-eyed-rabbit-alive
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/14/dear-urinal-one-eyed-rabbit/feed/ 3 efc2 asks… Dear Urinal: If the cake is a lie, what does that make toast? http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/10/dear-urinal-cake-is-a-lie-toast/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/10/dear-urinal-cake-is-a-lie-toast/#comments Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:00:59 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=647 toast-is-life
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/10/dear-urinal-cake-is-a-lie-toast/feed/ 12 Fink asks… Dear Urinal: One of my pet rats died and now his cagemate is lonely. How do I cheer him up? http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/24/dear-urinal-dead-pet-rat/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/24/dear-urinal-dead-pet-rat/#comments Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:00:09 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=608 giant-rat-penis
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/24/dear-urinal-dead-pet-rat/feed/ 1 Niyambia asks… Dear Urinal: The Greeks and Romans had a crapload of gods, but none for the almighty toilet. Do you know of any such gods? http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/16/dear-urinal-toilet-gods/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/16/dear-urinal-toilet-gods/#comments Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:00:17 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=590 woody-guthrie-is-god

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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/16/dear-urinal-toilet-gods/feed/ 6 Vincent asks… Dear Urinal: What do you think of my MFA final project? http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/09/dear-urinal-mfa-final-project/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/09/dear-urinal-mfa-final-project/#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:00:04 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=571 cock-dog
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