Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti

Sage answers from the holiest of places. We just need to find the right questions.
  • Home
  • About

Archive

Posts Tagged ‘bars’

Sourcecode asks… Dear Urinal: What do you call the main entrance of the Betty Ford Center?

August 6th, 2009 16 comments

vip-door-that-swings
Photo via Ashley S.

Write the question for Monday’s photo (leave your suggestion in the comments):
here_i-sit_elated
Photo via Tim T.

Tags: bars, celebrities, clubs, drugs, Sourcecode

Guy asks… Dear Urinal: What should I name my new American fusion sushi bar?

July 6th, 2009 11 comments

charlie_dont_surf
Photo Via Sassmo

Tags: bar, bars, food, racism, restaurant, sushi

Bambi asks… Dear Urinal: Somehow I attract terrible pick-up lines. Do you have any advice for making it stop?

May 28th, 2009 5 comments

curious-rash
Photo via Ambrosia

Tags: bars, dating, pick-up lines, STDs

Peewee asks… Dear Urinal: Got any good pick-up lines?

May 20th, 2009 3 comments

hello
Photo via Marquith
Read more…

Tags: bars, dating, men, music, women

Dear Urinal: Can I meet just one guy who won’t try to get me drunk so he can have sex with me?

December 28th, 2008 2 comments

baby-just-one-drink
Via arte

Tags: advice, alcohol, artwork, bars, dating, drunk, sex

Submit A Photo

ask.a.urinal@gmail.com

RSS Feed

Your Nose Knows

@askaurinal

Holy Words

advice alcohol angry animals artwork bars celebrities college dating death drugs drunk emo exercise fast food fighting food gay grammar gross happiness hate internet life love masterbation men money movies music obama parents penis politics poop racism relationships religion sex suicide toilet humor urine violence women work

The Writing on the Wall

  • Matt on Jimmy asks… Dear Urinal, Can you explain wikipedia in a way everyone can understand?
  • Geddy Pastorius on Jimmy asks… Dear Urinal, Can you explain wikipedia in a way everyone can understand?
  • Geddy pastorius on Jimmy asks… Dear Urinal, Can you explain wikipedia in a way everyone can understand?
  • Gleely on Jimmy asks… Dear Urinal, Can you explain wikipedia in a way everyone can understand?
  • Chris M. on Jimmy asks… Dear Urinal, Can you explain wikipedia in a way everyone can understand?

Friends in Low Places

Picture is Unrelated
Hawtness
Pwned on Camera
This is Photobomb
Top WordPress
Copyright © 2008-2009 Ask A Urinal – Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti
Theme by NeoEase. | Legalese