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Posts Tagged ‘death’

Red.Kitteh asks… Dear Urinal: I’ve just been hired onto the filming of Hannah Montana 2. Any pointers?

August 28th, 2009 21 comments

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ArfArf asks… Dear Urinal: I saw Isaac Asimov in the bathroom. Did he write anything memorable?

August 26th, 2009 28 comments

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dear urinal: Even though I’m 32, my Mom still won’t let me have guests over to the house. How can I go about losing my virginity?

June 12th, 2009 8 comments

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Stefan asks… Dear Urinal: What are my lucky lotto numbers?

June 10th, 2009 8 comments


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Gary asks… Dear Urinal: I just saw the girl I’ve been seeing for the last month peeing standing up. How should I react?

May 13th, 2009 5 comments

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Tyler asks… Dear Urinal: Are there any beautiful and unique snowflakes left out there?

May 11th, 2009 5 comments

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Dear Urinal: Me and my homies are getting wasted this weekend. Who should we pour one out for?

April 29th, 2009 7 comments

George asks… Dear Urinal: I’m retiring. Where should I retire to?

April 23rd, 2009 3 comments

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C. asks… Dear Urinal: Any advice before I go frolicking in the moonlight?

April 16th, 2009 6 comments

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Planters asks… Dear Urinal: If Mr. Peanut died, what kind of Eulogy would you write for him?

April 8th, 2009 No comments