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Mike@sucks asks… Dear Urinal: I’ve never been to this restaurant before. What should I eat here?

June 30th, 2009 2 comments

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Tags: advice, fast food, food, grill, Mike@sucks, poop, restaurant

Desmonard asks… Dear Urinal: How do I become the Perfect Atheist?

March 2nd, 2009 6 comments

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Tags: atheism, fast food, food, religion, sex

Dear Urinal: Overpopulation concerns me. How will America feed its need for insatiable amounts of cow meat in the future?

December 31st, 2008 2 comments

cow-leg
Via stlbites
cloned cow leg in a vat of nutritive fluid. Yum.

Tags: artwork, fast food, future, technology

Dear Urinal: I work at a Taco Bell/KFC. My best friend works at a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut and he always makes fun of me because he says pizza is superior to fried chicken. How can I get back at him?

December 22nd, 2008 No comments

fuckpizza
Via urockrock

Tags: advice, fast food, relationships

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