Ask A Urinal - Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti » lonely http://askaurinal.com Sage answers from the holiest of places. We just need to find the right questions. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:00:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Fink asks… Dear Urinal: One of my pet rats died and now his cagemate is lonely. How do I cheer him up? http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/24/dear-urinal-dead-pet-rat/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/24/dear-urinal-dead-pet-rat/#comments Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:00:09 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=608 giant-rat-penis
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/09/dear-urinal-why-am-i-alone/feed/ 1 M. asks… Dear Urinal: How can I hook up with black women? http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/07/dear-urinal-black-women/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/07/dear-urinal-black-women/#comments Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:00:30 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=268 I, a twenty-eight year old white male, am atrociously and solily attracted to black women, but do not seem to live up to the standards that black women all seem to demand, either physicly or socially, I don’t know. What are these standards and how can I myself adapt to them, so that I may live to love a black women?

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