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ArfArf asks… Dear Urinal: Why is the toilet seat sticky? And why the hell do you look so pleased with yourself?

August 10th, 2009 10 comments

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Tafeta asks… Dear Urinal: No one seems interested in listening to how I feel. I’m lost, scared, and thinking of doing dangerous things; what advice can you give me?

August 4th, 2009 8 comments

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Nick asks… Dear Urinal: What would happen if I jack off using redbull instead of lotion?

July 24th, 2009 32 comments

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Jennifer asks… Dear Urinal: Most social deviants I’ve met are single. How do they get by in life with no sex?

June 4th, 2009 3 comments

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Marc asks… Dear Urinal: I haven’t slept in 3 days. I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in over 2 years. Is there anything I can do?

March 5th, 2009 1 comment

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EHCB asks… Dear Urinal: Why don’t they just shove cake directly into her mouth while she occasionally holds up pictures of Wonder Woman for them to masturbate to?

February 2nd, 2009 No comments

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