Ask A Urinal - Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti » men http://askaurinal.com Sage answers from the holiest of places. We just need to find the right questions. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:00:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Nick asks… Dear Urinal: What would happen if I jack off using redbull instead of lotion? http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/24/nick-asks-dear-urinal-what-would-happen-if-i-jack-off-using-redbull-instead-of-lotion/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/24/nick-asks-dear-urinal-what-would-happen-if-i-jack-off-using-redbull-instead-of-lotion/#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:00:02 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=685 flying-toaster-with-testicles
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/24/nick-asks-dear-urinal-what-would-happen-if-i-jack-off-using-redbull-instead-of-lotion/feed/ 32 Eric asks… Dear Urinal: Why do women always have nicer bathrooms and how can we remedy the situation? http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/15/dear-urinal-no-dookie-in-the-mens-room/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/15/dear-urinal-no-dookie-in-the-mens-room/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:00:30 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=664 dookie-in-the-ladies-room
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/07/15/dear-urinal-no-dookie-in-the-mens-room/feed/ 13 Peewee asks… Dear Urinal: Got any good pick-up lines? http://askaurinal.com/2009/05/20/peewee-asks-dear-urinal-got-any-good-pick-up-lines/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/05/20/peewee-asks-dear-urinal-got-any-good-pick-up-lines/#comments Wed, 20 May 2009 19:00:39 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=529 hello
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PS. Hell, it worked for Jim

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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/05/20/peewee-asks-dear-urinal-got-any-good-pick-up-lines/feed/ 3 Edward asks… Dear Urinal: Why are there so many pretty girls out there with no personality whatsoever? http://askaurinal.com/2009/05/18/dear-urinal-miss-girlfriend/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/05/18/dear-urinal-miss-girlfriend/#comments Mon, 18 May 2009 19:00:37 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=518 miss-my-girlfriend
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/05/18/dear-urinal-miss-girlfriend/feed/ 4 Geoff asks… Dear Urinal: You always tell such good jokes, have you heard any new jokes lately? http://askaurinal.com/2009/05/06/dear-urinal-joke-in-your-hands/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/05/06/dear-urinal-joke-in-your-hands/#comments Wed, 06 May 2009 19:00:51 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=493 joke-is-in-your-hands
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/05/06/dear-urinal-joke-in-your-hands/feed/ 4 Ingrid asks… Dear Urinal: How do we jump-start equality between the sexes? http://askaurinal.com/2009/04/28/dear-urinal-jump-start-equality/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/04/28/dear-urinal-jump-start-equality/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:00:43 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=473 fuck-patriarchy
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/04/28/dear-urinal-jump-start-equality/feed/ 0 Joaquin asks… Dear Urinal: I have a date coming over to watch a movie this weekend. What should we watch? http://askaurinal.com/2009/03/16/dear-urinal-movie-date/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/03/16/dear-urinal-movie-date/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:00:38 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=372 snakes-on-a-plane-bitches
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Or you could always watch Toy Story 2 I hear it was okay.

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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/03/16/dear-urinal-movie-date/feed/ 2 Daniel asks… Dear Urinal: Why am I alone? http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/09/dear-urinal-why-am-i-alone/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/09/dear-urinal-why-am-i-alone/#comments Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:49:37 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=271 dinky-dink-dan
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/09/dear-urinal-why-am-i-alone/feed/ 1 M. asks… Dear Urinal: How can I hook up with black women? http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/07/dear-urinal-black-women/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/07/dear-urinal-black-women/#comments Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:00:30 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=268 I, a twenty-eight year old white male, am atrociously and solily attracted to black women, but do not seem to live up to the standards that black women all seem to demand, either physicly or socially, I don’t know. What are these standards and how can I myself adapt to them, so that I may live to love a black women?

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