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Mike asks… Dear Urinal: Where was my mom when I needed to borrow her jock strap?

July 13th, 2009 4 comments

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Photo via S.Williams

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dear urinal: Even though I’m 32, my Mom still won’t let me have guests over to the house. How can I go about losing my virginity?

June 12th, 2009 8 comments

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Photo via Felix O

Crow asks… Dear Urinal: What is the funniest thing that has ever been written in a public toilet?

March 11th, 2009 1 comment

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Photo via mauradotcom

If you don’t think this is the funniest thing ever written in a public toilet, prove me wrong! Email me your own photos of things that have been written in public toilets at ask.a.urinal@gmail.com.

Ross asks… Dear Urinal: I’m an artistic Indie type but I can’t afford to keep my wardrobe current. Help.

February 20th, 2009 1 comment

Dear Urinal: My teenager is hitting his rebellious stage. Today when I got home he’d left his “tag” in our bathroom. What does it say?

December 26th, 2008 1 comment

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Via lichtc
This says: I cry a little inside every nite because I’m not a real
“hardcore” gangsta, but I try like a little girl trys to make friends in grade school.