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		<title>Double I asks&#8230; Dear Urinal, How do I insinuate to my Math Major girlfriend that I want to go further with our relationship?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Sprinkles</dc:creator>
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		<title>Johnny asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: Why&#8217;s it so hard to find a nice girl anymore?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dom asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: Even though I&#8217;m not gay I&#8217;m really attracted to this guy in my class. Have you ever considered crossing swords?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<title>Emilzabeth asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: How do I make my ex love me again?</title>
		<link>http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/08/dear-urinal-confucious-says/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<title>Alison asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: I want to tell this guy I want him without seeming slutty, any advice?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dom asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: What should I get my girlfriend for our anniversary?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 19:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 19:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 19:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Edward asks... Dear Urinal: Why are there so many pretty girls out there with no personality whatsoever?]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 19:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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		<title>Gwen asks&#8230; Dear Urinal: My relationship has been missing that magic spark lately. Know where I can find it?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Urinal</dc:creator>
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