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Posts Tagged ‘toilet humor’

ArfArf asks… Dear Urinal: Why is the toilet seat sticky? And why the hell do you look so pleased with yourself?

August 10th, 2009 10 comments

here_i-sit_elated
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Niyambia asks… Dear Urinal: The Greeks and Romans had a crapload of gods, but none for the almighty toilet. Do you know of any such gods?

June 16th, 2009 6 comments

woody-guthrie-is-god

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Crow asks… Dear Urinal: What is the funniest thing that has ever been written in a public toilet?

March 11th, 2009 1 comment

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If you don’t think this is the funniest thing ever written in a public toilet, prove me wrong! Email me your own photos of things that have been written in public toilets at ask.a.urinal@gmail.com.

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Chandra ask… Dear Urinal: I’ve been traveling the world for years in search of the answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything, but have found nothing. Do you know?

March 10th, 2009 3 comments

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Whipped asks… Dear Urinal: My girlfriend says my sense of humor is too warped and that I need to stop being a /b/tard. Should I tell her tits or GTFO? Or something else?

February 26th, 2009 7 comments

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Crowfoot asks… Dear Urinal: How do I solve my constipation problem?

February 17th, 2009 No comments

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bryony1 asks… Dear Urinal: Would you please define “tasty toilet tidbits”?

February 10th, 2009 No comments

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The post that inspired the question.

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Alyssa asks… Dear Urinal: What should I do when I see tasty toilet tidbits?

February 5th, 2009 3 comments

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What are tasty toilet tidbits?

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Jess asks… Dear 4th floor urinal: Do you think you could wait for me to finish PEEING on you before you flush and scare the piss out of me mid-stream?

January 25th, 2009 No comments

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Nick D. asks… Dear Urinal: Does Chuck Norris sit down to pee?

January 9th, 2009 No comments

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