Ask A Urinal - Wisdom From Bathroom Graffitti » toilet humor http://askaurinal.com Sage answers from the holiest of places. We just need to find the right questions. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:00:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 ArfArf asks… Dear Urinal: Why is the toilet seat sticky? And why the hell do you look so pleased with yourself? http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/10/dear-urinal-sticky-toilet-seat/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/10/dear-urinal-sticky-toilet-seat/#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:00:56 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=730 here_i-sit_elated
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/08/10/dear-urinal-sticky-toilet-seat/feed/ 10 Niyambia asks… Dear Urinal: The Greeks and Romans had a crapload of gods, but none for the almighty toilet. Do you know of any such gods? http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/16/dear-urinal-toilet-gods/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/16/dear-urinal-toilet-gods/#comments Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:00:17 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=590 woody-guthrie-is-god

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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/06/16/dear-urinal-toilet-gods/feed/ 6 Crow asks… Dear Urinal: What is the funniest thing that has ever been written in a public toilet? http://askaurinal.com/2009/03/11/dear-urinal-funniest-bathroom-writing/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/03/11/dear-urinal-funniest-bathroom-writing/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:43:01 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=362 your-mama-dumb
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If you don’t think this is the funniest thing ever written in a public toilet, prove me wrong! Email me your own photos of things that have been written in public toilets at ask.a.urinal@gmail.com.

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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/03/11/dear-urinal-funniest-bathroom-writing/feed/ 1 Chandra ask… Dear Urinal: I’ve been traveling the world for years in search of the answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything, but have found nothing. Do you know? http://askaurinal.com/2009/03/10/dear-urinal-meaning-of-life/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/03/10/dear-urinal-meaning-of-life/#comments Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:00:29 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=359 more-filthy-poetry
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/03/10/dear-urinal-meaning-of-life/feed/ 3 Whipped asks… Dear Urinal: My girlfriend says my sense of humor is too warped and that I need to stop being a /b/tard. Should I tell her tits or GTFO? Or something else? http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/26/dear-urinal-girlfriend-says-no-4chan/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/26/dear-urinal-girlfriend-says-no-4chan/#comments Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:07:30 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=322 do-not-read
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/26/dear-urinal-girlfriend-says-no-4chan/feed/ 7 Crowfoot asks… Dear Urinal: How do I solve my constipation problem? http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/17/dear-urinal-constipation-problem/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/17/dear-urinal-constipation-problem/#comments Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=296 dont-be-shy
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/17/dear-urinal-constipation-problem/feed/ 0 bryony1 asks… Dear Urinal: Would you please define “tasty toilet tidbits”? http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/10/dear-urinal-define-tasty-toilet-tidbits/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/10/dear-urinal-define-tasty-toilet-tidbits/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:55:41 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=276 poop-doodle
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/10/dear-urinal-define-tasty-toilet-tidbits/feed/ 0 Alyssa asks… Dear Urinal: What should I do when I see tasty toilet tidbits? http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/05/dear-urinal-poop-fights/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/05/dear-urinal-poop-fights/#comments Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:00:52 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=260 poop-fights
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What are tasty toilet tidbits?

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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/02/05/dear-urinal-poop-fights/feed/ 3 Jess asks… Dear 4th floor urinal: Do you think you could wait for me to finish PEEING on you before you flush and scare the piss out of me mid-stream? http://askaurinal.com/2009/01/25/dear-urinal-scared-flushing/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/01/25/dear-urinal-scared-flushing/#comments Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:00:34 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=225 if-urinal-could-suck-would-you-be-happy
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]]> http://askaurinal.com/2009/01/25/dear-urinal-scared-flushing/feed/ 0 Nick D. asks… Dear Urinal: Does Chuck Norris sit down to pee? http://askaurinal.com/2009/01/09/dear-urinal-chuck-norris-pee/ http://askaurinal.com/2009/01/09/dear-urinal-chuck-norris-pee/#comments Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:02:17 +0000 Dr. Urinal http://askaurinal.com/?p=181 man-thong-pissing
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