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Tdogg asks… Dear Urinal: Why are hobos always soaking wet and smell like piss?

August 11th, 2009 8 comments

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Tags: obama, politics, poor, rich, Tdogg, urine

Mike asks… Dear Urinal: Where was my mom when I needed to borrow her jock strap?

July 13th, 2009 4 comments

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Tags: Mike, mom, parents, urine

Tommy asks… Dear Urinal: I’m sure it sucks getting pissed on all day and night, but at least you get to see some action, right?

May 22nd, 2009 3 comments

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Tags: happy, relationships, sex, urine

Gary asks… Dear Urinal: I just saw the girl I’ve been seeing for the last month peeing standing up. How should I react?

May 13th, 2009 5 comments

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Tags: apocalypse, death, devil, end, life, transvestite, urine

Rush asks… Dear Urinal: How do you stay in business?

May 12th, 2009 3 comments

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Tags: business, gross, money, penis, urine

Nick D. asks… Dear Urinal: Does Chuck Norris sit down to pee?

January 9th, 2009 No comments

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Tags: artwork, celebrities, gay, sex, toilet humor, urine

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  • Keri Matthews on Alee asks… Dear Urinal: Why is there such a disconnect between modern music and art these days?
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